Hah-li Poh-teh

Harry Potter meet’s Gandalf over tea?! Harry and Hermione get it on??!! Those ever crazy Chinese have written three fake installments to the series. Check out this awsome prose from the bogus “Harry Potter and the Leopard-Walk-Up-to-Dragon”:

“Harry is wondering in his bath how long it will take to wash away the mud from his face. To a grown-up, handsome young man, it is disgusting to be dirty. Lying in a luxurious bathtub and scrubbing his face with his hands, he thinks about Dudley’s face, which is as fat as Aunt Petunia’s bottom.”

read about it here.

ps. check it out, I actually published something ontime to the blog!