[Me and Touchdown the Cornell Mascot]

Today, outside the bookstore at Cornell I was hugged by Touchdown, Cornell’s mascot. It was purely platonic.

All I know is that it was like 90+ degrees out. As you can see I was sweating from walking around campus. I can’t imagine what it was like inside that costume. But one thing I can say, at least on the outside, Touchdown had… well… some B.O. problems…