From the Amityville Record:

POLICE BLOTTER
The following incidents have been reported by the Amityville Village and Suffolk County Police Departments and other local fire and law enforcement agencies

NUDE DRIVER IN MVA

Amityville: Police were called to the scene of a motor vehicle accident at Merrick Road and Bayview Avenue Oct. 2. The accident occurred approximately 3:20 p.m. Upon their arrival police said Edward Shevlin, 35, of Clinton Ave., East Patchogue was found sitting behind the wheel nude of a 1987 Ford. Police said he was intoxicated and had struck another vehicle operated by Chester Sokolowski of Bay Shore. Shevlin was arrested and charged with operating a motor vehicle under the influence of alcohol.

…thanks Glenn